Let's see...a scoop eh? Well I do enjoy a nice Frito Scoop dipped in some Frito brand chili cheese dip. I like self serve beer taps, Sharpie retractable markers, and coffee. I hate cars and I really hate trucks! I prefer to fly where ever possible. My biggest hobby is reading books, but I do love to clean the house after a huge party! I enjoy ugly girls and long walks on hot black-top parking lots. I like the current gas prices, winter, swamp ass, watching golf on TV, watching the stock market ticker, and I HATE beer!